COPYRIGHT RUN RAMPANT

Right, so listen up. The UK territory is crackling with a whole ton of copyright. Youngsters are faking it to get into clubs, pubs, and buy booze. It's a right circus out there, mate. Law enforcement are battling to keep up with the craze, but these crafty scoundrels are always outfoxing them. It's a game of who's got the upper hand at this point.